Matt: Fuck Matt
TommyBoy: Looking good Chris
Cheeser: Fuck Matt
Cheeser: Fuck Matt
mahmoud sleiman: lookin good.
micheal jackson: there a thriller
joey sleiman: wow their hot
Ben: has Palin conceded?
Rockbug Bug: And where are the slugs?
Rockbug Bug: who wont he election?
Sarah Palin: I do not concede
Cheeser: Fuck McCain!
Ben: following the election of obama, this site will begin to feature more slugs
Ben: how many slugs do you need?
Jonathan Hsu: I'm looking for slugs for a project of mine! Could you email me at [email]? I would like to buy your slugs
Ben: Slugs kick ass
Jana : I have a slug on the side of my house rite now! And my friend was scared and thought it was a leach theres a differnce!
Michael Palin: It's
Palin: I'ma maverick
Gene: I'm slowly falling in love with Sarah Palin
Linda: I'm slowly falling in love with Sarah Palin
Ben: I'm slowly falling in love with Sarah Palin
Matt Forrest: i'm slowly falling in love with sarah palin
Matt Forrest: I'm nastier than a ton of mung
Mung: I'm nastier than shit.
Matt Forrest: I want to bed you Sarah Palin
CKD: we will do anything for a moosehunting maverick milf
Sarah Palin: Thank you for your endorsement CKD.
Linda: yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
nigger: yo Linda take that biog ole dick in ur butt again
Linda: I'm in love. I got fucked last night.
Linda: Hey Delila! My boyfriend posted before me.
nigger: fuck this site
George: you're a fag, emanuel. You like dicks boy?
emanuel: too bad
emanuel: your nasty
Patrick Coorigan: My wif wants a divorce..this sucks
Andrew Cunanan: I hate fags like you Ben
Tony Snow: Im dead ben
Matt Forest: I'm looking for the American superman ( )-( )
Matt: What a moron! Everybody knows that Oil Company CEO’s are the backbone of America, I know more science thatn that idiot and I flunked because the teacher was a typical lib that didn’t know anything
George: I aint fightin no dames
Benny: George is my friend.
Benny: If you do not get me a mouse, I shall have to do mean things to you George.
Patrick: omg, hey there, I didnt know you worked in the mall
Nero: my dad hates me, Fuck the senate..someone messin with me again
Gene: rockbug is a faggot
superhotguy2008: ZING!
Mustard: Im a beat the shit our of Ducka Sauce/Yam
Ben: probably one day
tad: this site ever get updated?
Tucker Carlson: Happy Birthday to me
Bill O'Reilly: WE'LL DO IT LIVE!
Bill O'Reilly: FUCK IT! WE
Frank Booth: Heineken? Fuck that shit! PABST BLUE RIBBON!
Tony Stark: I want an American cheeseburger
Sam Elliott: I will not play Josef Fritzl, Ben. sorry.
Bibi Blocksberg: I would never fuck you guys.
Captain Muks: Keep those pumpkins low boys!
Batley: I meant to suck that
Magellan: I got a huge retarded dragon dick!
Bog: aboug? stupid cunt.
Quagmire: what aboug bog's dick?
Rockbug: I stuttered cuz it's a bog fuckin dick
Cheeser: Holy Fuck I love Hitler
Hitler: happy birthday to me
CHO: It didnt have to be like this
Giuliani: Im higher than Jesus, right Matt?
Dutch: GET TO THE CHOPPER
Arsene Wenger: Fuck you, Fergie
Sir Alexander Chapman Ferguson: fuck arsenal and this website
Arsene Wenger: I'm going to go kill a puppy
charleton heston: you blew it up!
Nancy: I am too big to be a beh
Nancy: I am a gnostic Christian
Sammy: Raymond sucks
Raymond: Syrvyx sucks
moai: need gum gum to fix my ear
mattrick: i also have 9 graduate credits
mattrick: I got a BA in FOUR years with no failed classes!
Rockbug: Obliquity of the ecliptic: 23 degrees 27 minutes 8.26 seconds
Rockbug: Mean surface gravitational acceleration of the rotating earth: 32.174 feet
moai: cum cum in my bum bum
Dexter: I got ur keys bitch
moai: gum gum makes me cum cum and it tastes yum yum
David Motari: Cute little puppy huh?
Mattrick: as long as you stop smoking by 26 you're fine
Patrick Swayze: I'm going to still outlive you Matt
Durtywh0re2002: my MAN is not european so he is not white
muks: This website has too many jokes...I don't know yall like that
Moai: give me gumm gumm dumm dumm
Heydrich: thanks for the happy birthday guys. it really meant a lot
Tom: HEH
Kenny Walker: I can't drink clear liquor or I get violent
Matt Forrest: Guliani '08!
Ron Paul: I kept my seat!
McCain: what did you win? a lottery ticket?
Ron Paul: I won bitches!
Huckabee: fuck this shit
Jesus: I fucked a cat once
Nader: Im going to make sure of that, John
McCain: Im going to be the next President of white America
V: Im Matt
Matt: Im V
V: -gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by
davy crockett: the stars at night, are big and bright, deep in the heart of texas!
gomer pyle: b/c im too heavy sir!
capone: here we go round the mulberry bush, so early in the morning
chuck: ARE YOU FUCKING DONE?!?!?!?!?!
himmler: are pigs ok too?
Rockbug: why didn/t anyone tell me Thompson dropped out
Huckabee: huckaBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Huckabee: huckaBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Huckabee: huckaBOOOOOOOM
Huckabee: huckaBOOM
Huckabee: huckaBOOOM
Huckabee: Well I didn’t major in math, I majored in miracles. And I still believe in those, too.
Mitt: But I dont suck as much as Giuliani
Mitt: Im a big fat fucking quitter
Ben: I hope the child dies too
Tad: I hope you die in child birth
Nancy: my dr says im 37 weeks pregnant but I think I'm 39.
Patrick: Im going to jail. Im scared! what do I do?
Matt: McCain is a FRAUD
Matt: I love you Reagan!
Reagan: It's my birthday today
Obama: fuck you matt
Matt: not a chance in hell Obama can get any delegates
McCain: Big Mac attack Bitches!
Huckabee: God bless America
Huckabee: HUCKABOOM!
Gus: I fucked a squirrel yesterday Ben
Rockbug: I changed it mother fucker!
Ben: damnit i forgot the password to the site again
McCain: I won. woot
Matt Forrest: GIULIANI IS HIGHER THAN jESUS RIGHT NOW
Cig Conn: HUCKABOOM!
Rip Tide: Liger banned for cancelling DAKAR.
TAD: why the fuck did Liger cancel the DAKAR?
Bank Nigger: Muks, I dont like your friends
ODU Troll: put some pics up for the dead people you N00b!
Matt: I boinked Melissa
SnuffyDoug: no camera!
Ben: this is my site. god gave it to me. FUCK YOU
SnuffyDoug: I've alerted the authorites about this site.
Rockbug: it was TQ's
Rockbug: I sucked Leopold's dick
( )-( ): I WON THE POLL!
Tom: HEH
<(o^-^o)>: LOL!!!
Muks: sorry i didnt go to the new years party i did a speedball and almost died then i rolled a car
Rockbug: Message
Ben: STUPID
Ben: also, it wasn't from paul calloway
Ben: They said gig, and his name is colbi
Paul Calloway: The jig is up Colby
Officer Banks: Rockbug, the gig is up
The Big Bug: If you don't like it, go read drudge
Putin: this poll was as fair as the elections in russia
Rockbug: you fucking banned me !
Bill: Ron Paul didn't win
Hannity: looks like the Ron Paul trolls are voting over and over
Rip Tide: NO I DID NOT
cheeser: Ript tide went to a madrasa
Bill: Obama's middle name is Hussein
Tad: Fuck Nigel. Vote for MITT
Cheeser: Heil Hitler
Matt: I'm not really angry at you
Nigel: Vote for Huckabee!
David Spade: I miss Chris Farley