Ever since I was a teenager, I have loved cumin.  I still remember the first night I discovered cumin, it felt so good, I felt like a man.  You may not know this, but cumin is the second most popular spice in the world, second only to black pepper.  

I remember watching the great Paula Deen on the food network talking about cumin.  She said she enjoys cumin in her mouth and it is the most satisfying experience she can think of.  She also said that cumin on eggs can be pleasurable.  I can tell that she is a woman that knows an awful lot about cumin.

When my dad found out I disovered cumin, first he was furious.  Before I started cumin, he was the only one in the house that liked it.  He likes cumin all over everthing.  One time I walked in on him and he was surprised.  I don't know why but he was cumin on the dog.  The dog didn't mind, I could tell he liked cumin too.  My dad used to beat me though if he ever caught me cumin on the floor.  He told me some religions hate it when you waste cumin.  Once he made me lick my own cumin off of the floor then he wouldnt let me have any of his cumin for a few days.  

One time I asked Dad why Mom never would join us in experiencing cumin.  Dad said that she used to love cumin before she had me, but her tastes must have changed afterwards.  Dad proceeded to beating me again, he knocked me the fuck out.  Then I woke up, cumin all over my face, and with a sore ass.  I must have got diarrhea from eating all the cumin.