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April 24, 2009

Armenian Genocide Remembrance Day

I had no idea what to write about today, so I used the wikipedia and found out that today is Armenian Genocide Remembrance Day.  Anybody remember it?  Didn't think so.  I remember it about as well as i remember all events from 1915-1923.  Basically what happened, is after World War 1, the Ottomans decided to just kill off all the Armenians.  Millions of Armenians died or were exiled at this time.  It was a total holocaust.  

Luckily the United States cares a lot about victims of Armenian Genocide.  We have a huge United States Armenian Genocide Memorial Museum in Washington DC.  Although the Armenian Genocide did not happen here in the states, we still need a huge museum so Armenians can come in there and get a feeling that they are entiitled to having their asses kissed by the entire world because their ancestors died.  You know what?  My ancestors, everyone before my grandmothers, they are all dead.  Where the fuck is their museum.  Stupid Armenians.

If you cannot make it to DC to the amazing museum, well, you're a horrible person, and definitely an Anti-Armenian.  However, lucky you, there is an Armenian Genocide museum within driving distance of nearly every major city in America!  You would think the Armenians run our government and misuse funds to build shit like this, wouldn't you?  

Some people, like those in a two syllable country beginning with the letter I, do not care about the Armenian Genocide.  It's horrible, I know.  In Europe it is a crime to deny the Armenian Genocide, or even question any facts about its occurence.  Europe cares about the Armenians.  

To end this post, I would like to thank all Armenian people here in America that don't pitch a bitch because they aren't paid by their government because somebody was mean to their grandparents.  I'm sure it was horrible, and I hope there is never another Armenian Genocide.  Just think If the Armenian people were as whiny and had as much power as some *other* people, all the shit above this paragraph might be true.  

Thank you again Armenia,
Enjoy your Remembrance Day.

(please don't kill me)


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